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A collection of specific observations, vague descriptions and cloaked criticism.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Adjective: monumental


Friday, August 30, 2013

Verb: to blur


- My horoscope tells me today represents a beginning in many ways and that a friend from the past could reappear in my life.

-- Obama considers unilateral Syria response

--- I feel my emotions have finally distilled themselves to a homeostatic mix of passive resentment and active apathy.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Thing: hostel


- My horoscope tells me that the important letter I have been expecting may not arrive for a while.

-- Harper and Obama want 'firm response' to Syria attack

--- I feel like while it is yet to be determined whether it was worth the pain, I take solace from the fact that it was the decent thing to do.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Thing: opprobrium

 
- My horoscope tells me life is helping me out at the moment and that I can do anything I want to do.

-- Justin Trudeau smoked pot since becoming MP

--- I feel like the exhilaration of correcting perceived injustice could compel some people into a trance of blood lust.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Verb: to vex

- My horoscope tells me I may be thinking about everything I need to do to improve my work situation.

-- Cronut burgers not for sale, as CNE illness reports probed

--- I feel morally challenged.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Adjective: stentorian

- My horoscope tells me people may be coming on strong, but I will be right there to meet them with an equally powerful rebuttal.

-- Sammy Yatim's family 'relieved' officer facing murder charge

--- I feel like I'm sliding slowly into complacency.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Adjective: farinaceous


- My horoscope tells me to follow my heart instead of my wallet.

-- PM Harper lashes out at opposition on 1st stop of Arctic tour

--- I feel 20/20.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Thing: induction

 


- My horoscope tells me I may feel a great urge to dive headfirst into a project and perhaps there's a plot of ground that I want to turn into a garden.

-- Van driver charged in crash that killed TTC passenger

--- I feel thought-provoked.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Adjective: winningest


- My horoscope tells me that today is a great day for me and that I should communicate a lot; talk in riddles and say my sentences backward; be fanciful and outlandish; most of the information will be relayed in a nonverbal manner.

-- Egypt in state of emergency as clashes leave 278 dead

--- I feel like I doubled my worth.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Thing: epistle


- My horoscope tells me to engage in lively activities with friends who keep me abreast of the latest in culture.

-- Toronto crash leaves bus passenger dead, at least 12 hurt

--- I feel on the cusp of the verge of the precipice.